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VD Weekend

The weekend surrounding Valentine's Day. This weekend is usually filled with lots of sex, drugs and rock-n-roll especially for non-married couples or newlyweds.
I am still recovering from VD Weekend. Nancy and I spent the whole weekend drinking, having sex and partying.
by WSUMBA February 10, 2010
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I DJ on the weekends

I DJ on the weekends

A cool way to say you don't do anything important. During a conversation, when a person asks the other what they do, and that other person does't really do anything, they don't want to say they do nothing and not appear interesting to the other individual. By saying they DJ on the weekends, it makes them seem interesting and more fun to hang out with.

People add this phrase under hobbies for their myspace/facebook pages to seem interesting.
Dave: So John, what do you do?

John: I DJ on the weekends.

Dave: Really? That's awesome!
by Hip_Hop_Anonymous July 2, 2011
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Weekend fuck

Verb. To have sex drunk and condomless. Usually involving parties of the "sluttier" nature, weekend fucking typically makes for both the most pleasurable sex and the best stories. Side effects include awkward moments, ruined friendships, abortions, and more weekend fucking.

Weekend fucking etiquette includes the male party making a substantial effort to never talk to the female opposite again, and the female party waiting approximately 7 days before telling the male opposite "I think I am pregnant" regardless of whether pregnancy is actually plausible.

note: weekend fucking does not necessarily have to take place on the weekend.
"Bro, this slut came over last Wednesday night and I totally weekend fucked her."

"So, I think I might have weekend fucked Chris last night, can I borrow 40 dollars?"
by Dickson Cider July 10, 2012
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vampire weekend

A multiple day sex binge with a girl while she is on her period. Going to a concert as opening act is optional as is it being an actual weekend. Some people insist oral sex on her is a requirement. Others (Van Helsing crowd) say simply staking her repeatedly and a bloody mess is all that is required, even going as far as to suggest deflowerings be included as vampire weekends.
Yeah I am taking Katie to Vale on our honeymoon - but looks like it will be a Vampire Weekend.
by Puking Observer March 1, 2013
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p&d weekend

To have intercourse with a woman and then dump her.
I got two bitch lined up for a p&d weekend.

Hey is this a p&d weekend???
by crackin DMC May 13, 2005
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House Party Weekend

Crazy times in Bucknell University, when every single person in Bucknell Network, on Facebook, changes his/her status to something stupid like "House Party. yay".
apart from that, people need to lock their dorm rooms at all times, to protect their properties(e.g desk, laundry basket) from a hall-mate that has no toilet education at all.
1. XYZ is HouseParty!! yaaaay.

2. that douche-bag peed in my room twice on House Party Weekend.
by empty alcohol container. March 28, 2008
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weekend warrior weed

you smoke shwag on weekdays, and on weekends you smoke your ooooooey.

your higher quality weed that you reserve for the weekends.
what you doing this friday? i'm smokin my weekend warrior weed.
by mastagusta December 18, 2009
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