Neon Green leper Weave

If you are in a situation where you need to leave, use this then exit.
Also can be a person with a neon Green leapord Weave in.
And if a person is random and you want to insult them, use this.

Uhhhh.... neon Green leper Weave *exits*

Look she has a neon Green leper Weave

Girl, u a neon Green leper Weave!

by Estherweave February 24, 2017

Weaver

1. The coolest kid you know. You gotta love him.
2. The dumbass that's kinda fun to hang with but way more fun to beat up.
3. The ex-boyfriend you regret having.
4. That horny basturd that owes you money.
5. The guy that thinks he can skate.
6. A reason to say the sentence: "Wow, I really think I hate that kid."
7. The kid that eats all your food and sometimes spidercake.

Dude did you see that weaver kid? He's such a dumb ass!

OMG I totaly regret dating the horny basturd.

by The mouth of truth. March 27, 2008

weaver

the art of making red hot loving to a sonciwalls wan port. see also wan-port weaver.

did you see that wan port. it caught weaver feaver

by mdweaver October 3, 2007

Haley Weaver

The act of kicking someone in the head after they have done something to piss you off.
Such as slapping you in in the face.

That stupid chick slapped me in the face so I gave her a Haley Weaver.

by Monkeydicklover April 1, 2010

Web Weaver

Someone who tries to incorporate their own self into another person's story or post on the internet.

on twitter
person1: my car just broke down!
web weaver: MY CAR BROKE DOWN TOO THE OTHER DAY BUT IT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE AND OMG IT SUCKED #BADDAYS

by Melyanna May 12, 2013

weave

Fake herr hair mostly worn by African American females.

"Is that a new weave up on your head Tamika?"
"Ya, it only cost 99 cent too."

by K Slice November 21, 2004

Weaver

Someone who makes up or exaggerates a story or situationto get out of trouble or improve your standing with others. Weave

Bobby said he was couldn't come because he was working, but baz saw him at the Queen's Head... that guy's a weaver

by thebigG September 20, 2006