Washed Up

Tyler Perry - A director who rehashes the same movie about a poor/middle class black family in really bad situations again and again. He is not remotely funny. His career is done like dinner.

Honey you're washed up like Tyler Perry.

by JanetsBitch September 10, 2010

New Mexico Window Washer

When you blow your man juice into a fresh towel and wipe it on a girls face.

Brian: how nasty did you get last night with Brandy.

Tom: That girl was so messed she wanted me to give her a New Mexico Window Washer.

by olaf (berzerker) April 2, 2009

wanker washer

Someone who washes their penis on the urinal flush stream. To do this, they normally thrust their pelvis (and thus penis) deep into the urinal, until the penis touches the stream. They will then flush the urinal, often repeatedly, until they deem their penis to be clean. Paper towel is then used to dry the penis.

One variant is to just use a paper towel (available in most public washrooms) run the paper towel under the urinal stream, and then wash the penis manually with the paper towel.

That guy is a "wanker washer". I saw him washing his wanker in the urinal yesterday.

by Dave March 4, 2003

Sack Wash

Someone (preferrably female) uses her tongue to lap and clean the male ball satchel.

I took Kari home last nite, got a tugger and a sack wash.

by Dick Fittsnuggly September 20, 2005

pressure washer

1. A gasoline-powered cleaning device, that sprays highly pressurized water.

2. When a human male uses his stream of urination to clean (in a sense) the toilet bowl, usually in an attempt to dislodge feces stuck on the upper part of the bowl, above the water line.

1. Pressure washers are great for cleaning your driveway.

2. I took a ginormous dump yesterday; I had to drink a 12 pack to fuel my pressure washer and blast all that shit off the porcelain.

by Leroy Brown 420 February 7, 2009

Warsh

A Midland American English pronunciation of “wash”. This pronunciation is referred to as the “intrusive R” common in middle America. Contrary to popular myth it’s not common is Southern American English.

Grab the laundry and start Warshing.

by RGary May 10, 2020

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)

A small, all-girls Catholic school located in Morristown, NJ. Its student population is very homogenous, mostly white and Catholic, and the girls are competitive, athletic, intelligent and preppy. The school is run by nuns, and the adjoining convent serves as the national headquarters for the Religious Teachers Filippini. Known for its emphasis on academics, especially math and science, uniform infractions, spring musical, abundance of singers, and its ugly white sweaters for chapel. It is the sister-school of Delbarton.

Oh, you go to VWA? You must be a Villa Gorilla.

by anonymous February 23, 2005