Skip to main content

Wake and waste

Similar to the wake and bake, a wake and waste is the act of consuming any leftover weed AND alcohol from the prior night's activities apon waking up, hungover. Often with the intent to lessen hangover symptoms but with the results of becoming wasted before noon.
"I was having some 'hair of the dog' but then the wake-and-bakers handed me the bong"

"Yeah, it turned into a total wake and waste."
Wake and waste by xkwid August 22, 2011
Related Words

A Complete Waste 

includes all of the following: entries on urban dictionary that make reference to one's own name and how cool they are, posts about a girlfriend or boyfriend and how hot they are, obscure acronyms that are made up, words or phrases that people said once and are only funny to that person, inside jokes, entries intended to be funny but aren't, a word or phrase someone is trying to catch on to mainstream lingo but its just too fucking retarded to remember or care about, posts about countries and tornado classifications. See also Fucktard, asshat, retard, etc.
"enter name here: the coolest person ever!!!"
"sdubkibowf: something to say when you're mad"

I know you all know what I'm talking about
A Complete Waste by Vaela February 10, 2005

Toxic Waste Trump 

Environmentalists’ fave nickname for the 45th POTUS.
We must temporarily slog through the swamp of this Toxic Waste Trump as he continues his anti-social attempts to remove the US from the hard-won international environmental accords.
Toxic Waste Trump by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

Municipal Waste 

AWESOME crossover thrash band from Richmond, Virginia. Their music is pure fucking win. Fast, heavy, intense. Makes you wanna drink, party and mosh all night long. They are known for their energetic live shows, often incorporating props such as boogie boards. If you haven't heard much of this band, do so now! I suggest their latest release 'The art of partying', you wont regret it!
"He's goint to the concert!
He's full of thrashing rage!
He's going to rip his face off and throw it at the stage!

HEADBANGER! FACE RIP!"

(Municipal Waste - Headbanger face rip)

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! 

GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon! GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 1 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
person 2 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!

Ego-waste 

Usually found in corporate activities, processes and projects it is that amount of effort, time or money expended with the sole purpose of assuaging or satiating a decision-maker's ego. None of these activities have any direct or indirect value to the company, other employees, the stockholders or to conscious life in general--it's strictly the wasted time, money and effort to make a senior level person happy.
Please add 80 to 120 hours to any project or activity to accommodate ego-waste.
Ego-waste by Philip Coen-Pesch February 6, 2009