Gentlemens wash

When your running late for a night out,and you do not have time for a shower so you stick your penis under the tap and give it a quick frantic rinse on the off chance you get lucky.

Hi Dave did you have time for a shower? No mate I only had time for a gentlemens wash.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Brand washing

Brand washing occurs when a company gets involved in something "positive" just to be perceived as a good entity di per se.

"Their commitment with the Red Cross is pure brand washing"
"They're supporting the Green Peace summit as a brand wash"

by Dott. M June 12, 2018

whore wash

It is actually a "hoe wash". It refers to the prostitutes who did a quick wash-up between their "client"

She smells like she only took a hoe-wash. (whore Wash)

by Queen Mother March 18, 2017

Corona Washing

A "Cleaning Syndrom" appears in the time any new disease appears in the news.

You don't have Coronavirus but you have Corona Washing.

by Fuckcine March 21, 2020

washing room

the best place to cry at 2 am because you hate your self

Friend: Where are you?
Me: in the washing room listening to "slapping songs to fight god to"
Friend: I'll take the liberty of signing you up for theripy

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

Tate-washed

when someone becomes so brainwashed by misogyny and toxic masculinity, they start to idolise/ agree wholeheartedly with Andrew Tate

he became so tate-washed after watching those "alpha male" podcasts

by iliketobebasic August 7, 2023