Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Vote

A part of Urban Dictionary that asks you if you which definition you want in Urban Dictionary; either the 5012th circlejerk “everyone with this name is so nice and has a big cock” definition made by a 13 year old girl, a definition that only the author’s friends and family will get, a definition that has personal info or a personal event in it, a definition that’s obvious hate speech, a biased definition that was sounds like it was made by a 7-year-old, a made up word or definition that has never been used at all anywhere, and finally, a rare definition that’s actually good and tells you the stuff you need to know.

The definitions you see on the Vote feature prove how much of a hellhole this site has become.

by nlolhere July 5, 2020

lemme vote

i just want to vote on your dumb words again

lemme vote please

by NotAnAverageGuy September 7, 2020

Voting

A way to make a country look more democratic than it is, especially during a pandemic.

No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is.

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020

Voting

A way to make a country look more democratic than it is, especially during a pandemic.

No wonder some groups of people seem a little more desperate to get people to vote this year, they want to perpetuate their illusion of having more rights than they actually do, kind of like a herd. The process of voting, the whole atmosphere of going to the polling stations and voting helps maintain the illusion of a country being more democratic than it really is. The people going out and voting aren't usually the same ones making the decisions about what businesses get shut down, or mask mandates. They're usually the ones being told to wear a mask, or where not to go (until it's time to vote, then they're told to go to the polling station, just like a herd).

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2020

Voting

excuse to decide if you like a democrat or a republican so one can rule the country and brainwash us.

Democrat: We are free and have no rules and do NOTHING or ANYTHING.
Donald Trump: NO! THAT RULE IS HUUUUUUGE! we need rules
Democrat: NO one Likes You Trump.
Trump: Is that because I'm orange, cuz thats racist
Democrat: anyone can vote for me cuz im better
Trump: Everyone is voting me

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

finding votes

The process of counting votes validly and timely cast by eligible voters in a legitimate democratic election.

Alternative use: “finding ballots”

“Finding votes” was prominently used by the U.S. president during the 2020 presidential election:

“They are finding Biden votes all over the place - in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, and Michigan. ...”

— U.S. President Donald J. Trump, Twitter, November 4, 2020

by ElectionObserver November 5, 2020