Vodka

A strong alcohol, often used as water in Russia. Only real men can drink it directly.

Russian: I would like to have a glass of water please!
Bartender: You mean vodka?
Russian: ... That's what I meant. Don't you ever listen?

by James222 January 31, 2015

Vodka rape

A Russian man getting drunk off of vodka and rapeing something. That thing could be a woman, girl, baby, boy, man, squirrel, elephant, pig, cat, dog, treehouse, acorn, your mom, etc.

I need to do some vodka rape tonight!

by Anal Penatration by force June 7, 2011

to do your vodka

to perform your usual daily/weekly routine

during winters in Canada shoveling snow off your driveway is not only a snow-brainer but actually a matter of to do your vodka

by Sexydimma November 4, 2019

Vodka

an acholic liquid that has two strikes against choosing it over the plethora of other, more worthy liquors: an unappealing, shoe-polish-like taste and the fact that it becomes less and less as more and more is ingested, to the point that it garners no reactions at all, and you fucking projectile vomit all over your hosts' curtains, carpet, couch, dog, television, and fiancee. This weakness/numbing is a feature of many of the 'light' liquors. Despite this, it remains a favorite of many female, and especially, underage drinkers

I saw my dinner after eleven shots of vodka.

by bobdole September 5, 2003

Vodka and coke

Rum and Coke for girls.

Male 1: Hey man, is that a rum and Coke?
Male 2: Nah, vodka and Coke.
Male 1: Oh, I didn't realize you had a vagina.

by Jerrman June 3, 2010

Vodkah

Top shelf vodka such as Grey Goose, pronounced with an accent on the KAH while using a Russian accent. Used to prove a high social status.

"Quit using the vodkah to make screwdrivers, use the CP."

by Grrrrrretchen August 15, 2007

vodka thighs

Slightly tubby thighs on an otherwise hot girl who spends her spare time drinking vodka instead of working out

Yeah, she's cute, but she has vodka thighs

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2009