by papzorz October 12, 2007
by Ben Jammin February 10, 2005
by The Master of Disaster November 22, 2004
The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.
I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.
by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010
Mr. Rocket man. He is a fat retard who controls the Northern part of Korea, and will often will be seen eating 23,000 famous North Korean "Wannabe US Burgers." Also, Kim Jung-Uns are capable of farting a toxic gas, which was used in Nazi concentration camps, produced by his great grandfather. He is also called the 3rd Pig( Similar to the 3rd Reich or the 3rd SOM), and his father was the second, and his grandfather is the first.
by Stag beetle April 23, 2019
What happens when you give an angry, fat little asian man control of his own totalitarian regime. If only his father didn't make fun of him for drinking margharitas.
North Korean Officer: Great Leader, Great Leader, the imperialist aggressors have made a horrible movie mocking the amazing country which you have created, what shall we do?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
Kim Jong Un: Lets call the Chinese, maybe their hackers can help our puny country to attack the western world with any degree of success!
North Korean Officer: Yes, Great Leader. Shall I fetch your superman pajamaa?
by homieijustfuckedyomomma March 23, 2015
The leader of North Korea who follows in his dead father's monarchy and gets all the food he was sent to himself (which is why he's fat) and the military, leaving the rest of the North Koreans skinny. Also he makes the police do bad stuff to prisoners (torture them)
Someone should do something about Kim Jong Un.
by What-thing February 19, 2014