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Twilight

Bad literature that makes the top 10 list due to tweens and single moms who use it for masturbatory material. This is easy to do seeing as how the main character has about as much personality as a rock. The 2nd and 3rd books consist of bouncing back and forth from a dead guy and beastiality. To make it worse the bitch who wrote it cannot stand using just reading material, she went on to allow movies to be made and the entire planet has to deal with pictures of the two "men" everywhere and trailers on tv... not to mention mobs of ppl at walmart when ever the newest film comes out.... the world can thank Stephanie Meyer, a woman who has 0 talent and would and should be living on the streets, for this shitty story. And for the intense battles Between teams Jacob and Edward.
A man walks into walmart to get food.. little did he know the new twilight book came out... he ends up stuck in line for 4 hours and listening to how awesome Edward and Jacob are. He then goes home and uses his 12 gauge on himself and his family.
by lastprimach July 20, 2010
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Twilight Cupcakes

When two girls on their rag get in the scissor position, and vigorously convulse whilst screaming Edwards name.
"Dude, those bitches are crazy. I bet they left the theater to make some Twilight Cupcakes."
by ApplesauceBitch January 5, 2010
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Twilight

The worst movie I have ever had the misfortune of watching. It's about some retarded girl who moves to this made-up town where this creepy family of faggy vampires live. She and one of the douchbag vampires date or something and then there's this cocksucker wolf boy who is NOT hot at all (but every girl seems to love). It's based on a book that I would never ever read. If you like this movie, you are either:

A) on crack or

B) one of those brainwashed 14 year old girls who I hate
Retarded Twilight Fan: OMGZZZZZ! twilight roxxxzzz!!!
Sensible Person: No, actually it's the worst movie I've ever seen in my life
Retarded Twilight Fan: No wayyyyy! Itzzz like da bestest movie eva!!!!!
Sensible Person: And it doesn't help that the producers found the most disgusting freaky looking actors to be in it
Retarded Twilight Fan: U r gayyy
Sensible Person: No, I believe you are. I don't have time to talk to psychos who are obsessed with horrible movies
by fdsklfjsdklfjdkls April 15, 2010
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The Twilight Saga

The Twilight Saga the most hated book on the internet, remember when Harry Potter got all the hate from Lord of The Rings and Narnia fans well this is the same thing Harry Potter fans hating Twilight.

Twilight is a vampire romance story between Bella Swan and Edward Cullen, but Jacob Black also fancies Bella.

Robert Pattinson is also fit
Chav: The Twilight Saga sucks.
Chav 2: You got that right.
Twilight fan: Have you actually read the books? didnt think so stop following all the other haters and read it before hating.
by user2242 June 24, 2011
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Twilight

A series of books about a prepubescent teenager's rock hard abs.



Yep.
"Twilight is for women and homosexuals."
by Not Good February 12, 2009
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Twilight Tuesday

Tuesday's in the business classroom that is full of twilight obsessed people.
Megan just can't stop reading about twilight and talking about it that the teacher named it Twilight Tuesday. She made Justin get obsessed with it too.
by Elena DKiss May 13, 2008
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Twilight Saga

1. A Pile of Shit.

2. Bad, Bad, stories that give you nightmares about sparkly Vampires and shapeshifting werewolves.

3. Cause of a disease called 'Twiharditis' that creates obsession for a overly dramatic sex life, suicidal thoughts and the belief that there is a 108 year old Peado-Vampire-God that will love them forever. The cure is to lock them in a cold, white room for 200 hours, make them watch and read Harry Potter on the go (but not GoF film adaptation, in fear of a relapse at the sight of Cedric) and mak them come to their senses. If this does not work, starve them and read Harry Potter and the Hunger Games out loud continuosly. They should see the erroe of their ways, and return to normal.

If not, KILL THEM. Its the only cure.
Person 1: Wow, I love the Twilight Saga, its so good!
Person 2: OMG, die.
by Potterheads Unite! October 28, 2012
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