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Brown eyed tornado 

Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.
Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.
Brown eyed tornado by Hforce January 16, 2018

double texas tornado 

When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion
Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?

Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!

Royal Concrete Tornado

Strip down completely naked. Dive head first into 170 slump concrete. Before the concrete sets up, jump onto the single power trowel, fire it up while laying backwards on in. Masturbate furiously while spinning in circles and the whole crew watches while they also jerk it.
After a hard day placing Zach likes to unwind with a Royal Concrete Tornado

Chris FL Tornado 

Storm chaser best known for being part of the Rolling Fork EF-4 tornado correlation coefficient drop.
Don't try to intercept a wedge tornado after dark inside of a town or you may get Chris FL Tornado'd!
Chris FL Tornado by Sexy April 17, 2023

sex tornado 

Basically, a sex tornado is when you and your girl start kissing each other, one thing leads to another and you end up having amazing sex that you din't realise was going to happen. Then, some time later, you're both like "Whoa, what happened?! Did we just have sex?!". Typically, the bedroom is in a state of complete destruction with clothes, sheets and other debris littered everywhere. You only know what a sex tornado is after you have experienced it.
You: "Wow, was that a sex tornado, did i just get laid?"
Your partner: "Definitely, that was definitely a sex tornado!"
sex tornado by killer8912 December 8, 2014

texas tornado 

After anally penetrating a woman (or man) with at least his/her fist, the person fisting soon wiggles themselves all the way inside, putting up their arms and spinning around inside the other's bowels, like a tornado. Usually impossible to do, and if successful, often fatal to the other.
Gee, Mike, I've lost six women to my Texas Tornado routine.
texas tornado by Strummy October 22, 2003