by BIG DADDY DARON&THE ANGE September 11, 2006

by Lexis aka. TiNy July 11, 2010

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010


Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

by Thanks Spanks October 20, 2017

Big fella, you wanna throw that back up, I want you to toot dat ass up.
Or…
You gonna do yo time while getting hit from behind, now toot dat ass up.
Or…
Since yo girl wanna blow that back up, she can go on and toot dat ass up.
Or…
You gonna do yo time while getting hit from behind, now toot dat ass up.
Or…
Since yo girl wanna blow that back up, she can go on and toot dat ass up.
by Mack daddy of daddies June 27, 2021
