Captain Cockhead

head cockhead; leader of the cockheads; most highly qualified cockhead

...and that concludes my report about the day when aliens stole my brain.

Thank you, Captain Cockhead.

by yorrick hunt June 13, 2008

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captain cannon

A protoss player in Starcraft 2 who spends the majority (or all) of their resources on Photon Cannons.

here comes the 6 pool up the ramp, will he be rea-HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN CANNON!

by leetkr3w October 25, 2010

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Captain Apocalypse

1. An extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. The name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. Any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like Captain Apocalypse.
3. Any person claiming to possess a large black penis of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like Captain Apocalypse.

1. Dewd, I'm totally betting my pizza money on the All-Time Super Heavyweight Champion of the Universe, Captain Apocalypse!
2. Level 96 tank-mages are strong but they're no Captain Apocalypse.
3. White boy #1: Suck my big black dick.
White boy #2: Suck mine, Cap.

by Captain Apocalypse August 14, 2004

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captain strangepork

a name given to a person who is strange/weird or acts in a strange or weird manner.

"That person is being captain strangepork"

"Man, that bartender is captain strangepork"

by Kimmm July 23, 2006

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save the captain

When drinking a bottle of Captain Morgan's Rum, you must drink to a level in which the cartoon captain Morgan cannot drown. I.E the entire damn bottle!

I drank the entire bottle to save the captain from certain death

by Grock5000 August 18, 2007

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