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Facebook

Facebook is such a waste of time. It's like life clutter. I don't miss it at all.
by Mr Special September 1, 2018
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Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.
"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."
by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012
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Facebook

A website/app created by old people, for old people.
My grandmother is sooooooo old she probably has a Facebook account.
by Callie Is Best Waifu January 10, 2019
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Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.
by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018
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Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years
“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”
by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019
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I got this math homework, along with chemistry and....awww, who am I kidding? Im going on Facebook.
by Toppet May 26, 2016
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Facebook

A stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship.
"Man, I really don't like Facebook!"
"What? Why's that?"
"Because Facebook is a stupid and pointless website for plebs who care more about gossip than friendship."
"Aw... Aw ok." *Proceeds to delete Facebook*
by Mackarony5 January 17, 2018
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