Weiner Clock

Two Hands + One Face + Your Mom = Weiner Clock

I don't know if you're good at math...but your mom is. Weiner Clock

#WeinerClock

by Guido and The Guy April 25, 2023

Weiner porridge

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.

Tash has weiner porridge on her face

by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 07, 2017

elise weiner

elises weiner is long

"damn, my friend has an elise weiner"

by eliseweiner334 August 03, 2023

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 06, 2020

pulling a Weiner

When a guy shows his junk to unsuspecting females via a text, email, or social networking app or website.

Person 1: I heard you got in trouble last night for 'pulling a Weiner'.

Person 2: Yeah, my bad.

by wyckedmonkey June 17, 2011

Pulling a weiner

Claiming your account was hacked when it was not.

Kevin's hotmail didn't get hacked, he's pulling a weiner.

by randall37 June 13, 2011