TISMO

A short one word abbreviation for "turns me on". An expression meant to show that something someone said, or something you see turns you on; gets you hot and horny, interests you, or that you simply agree with the latter statement.

Man A: There's no way she's our waitress, she's way too fine.
Man B: TISMO

Nerd A: Last night i raided the shit out of Derkish Hallows and got like 5 different Power Axes!
Nerd B: TISMO

Woman A: Look at that guy, i'd totally sleep with him!
Woman B: TISMO

Tourist A: Macho Picho is by far the most beautiful place i've ever been to...
Tourist B: TISMO

by KinkiKym July 31, 2012

timster

a person who resembles will ferrel and bruce willis, very beliigerent, likes to get big air, raging his face off is his favorite past time.

Dude, look at timster raging his face off while getting big air

by rydick January 22, 2012

dress tims

a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"

i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's

that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!

i wear my dress tims to church

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

cum covered tissues

A tissue after a guy wipes the cum off his dick after jerking off.

I came so hard, all my tissues were cum covered tissues😂

by Official urban definer August 21, 2016

Touch of the tism

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.

Britt has a touch of the tism.

by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023

timshel

The unfortunate act of wiping your butt and getting poop on your hands.

"Damn it! I wadded the toilet paper up too tight before wiping my ass and timsheled on my fingers!"

"That's okay I bro, I timshel all the time...just don't forget to wash your hands."

by Scooby Don't July 26, 2016

Tissue

An insult Asian's use against people who don't speak the language they speak. Mostly used in Counter Strike competitive games!

Asian: B! B! Go B! B! B!
Person 1: Shut up!!
Asian: Tissue!!!! TISSUE!

by MrGazzmatazz June 11, 2016