trufflehuffer

A man, typically in the age group of 34-119, with yellow eyes and brown hair who enjoys the act of stealing truffles from young children and placing them in his pockets to melt. Once melted, your typical trufflehuffer will place said melted truffles in a humidifier with two parts peppermint extract, and one part chocolate milk, then proceeds to huff this magic truffle juice until Santa's elves dance around him.

Guy 1: Bro, guess what I found at home last night?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This dirty trufflehuffer locked my kid in his room and stole his truffles! He truffle huffed my entire bathroom!

Officer: Okay kid, tell me what happened?
Kid : I--I was walking through the field when this man came, he stole my truffles.
Officer: What did he look like?
Kid: He was somewhere around 34-119 years old, yellow eyes, brown hair.
Officer: Damn, we've got a trufflehuffer on the loose.

by Carson4Plate2017 August 30, 2017

truffle oil

When you squeeze truffle butter the oil that comes out is truffle oil

See also truffle butter so you can see what truffle oil is

by Mackenzie whit April 21, 2018

truffle kerfuffle

Ice cream made from heaven itself. Ben and Jerry are the two gods who bestowed their powers onto this magnificent delight. They say if you eat this frozen wonderland, you will become a god yourself. AVAILABLE AT WALMART NEIGHBORHOOD MARKET

Tommy looked up in delight, the truffle kerfuffle he ate has raised his test scores. Now Tommy can go to Harvard!

by Spiteful May 15, 2018

Truffle Puff

When you use a fire extinguisher up someone anal opening and blow your load and hit the road afterwards

Omg my brother pulled a Truffle Puff on me and my ass now looks like whipped cream.

by CactiFungi69 June 16, 2018

Truffle clouds

Left over feces in the ass split of a large man or woman.

Truffle clouds can make you sick if you eat too many of them.

by Fuquay Stone July 20, 2018

truffle muncher

Rooting around in one's anus for a tasty treat.

There she is again! I heard she's a truffle muncher!

by GrandFisher September 29, 2018

Truffle Bag

Truffle Bag: What an elderly woman's vagina is called once it has been invaded and infused with over-inflated vericosed veins.

That woman has a truffle bag that should be buried under a tree.
The dirty old lady bastard said, "Hey boys come and look at my truffle bag"

by Magaguadavic December 16, 2018