crusty trombone

The act between 2 partners which includes buzzing in the male's rectum like a mouthpiece while jacking him off.

Dude, this saucy ho played the crusty trombone. Ive never felt music like that before!

by NOCrackhead September 21, 2005

Corporate Trombone

Similar to the infamous rusty trombone. The Corporate Trombone is played by those wishing to creep up the anuses of their superiors at work.

Me: Hey Sunit.

Sunit: Yeah?

Me: Look at how deftly Dave is playing the Corporate Trombone!!

by JayPee84 October 1, 2010

Strawberry Trombone

Jacking a guy off while licking his bloody anus.

Yo Todd, I really enjoyed giving you a Strawberry Trombone last night - yum!

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

Little Sperm Thrombosis

This is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"!

Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless!

by x-Kaylzz-x January 22, 2008

tromboner

when rimming a man, reaching round and stroking him off

he was such a homo, he always was a tromboner

by craigstar March 4, 2009

tromboner

a person who has no life, except for their trombone, and they have bowel problems, and yellow teeth. they normally respond to the name of dookie pants

Adam and Harrison are tromboners because they have no life.

by neb and jeb February 10, 2003

sad trombone

Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!

by Alana Post September 30, 2005