waffle fest

only girls hanging out together.
opposite of sausage fest (all guys hanging out)
Why can't there be guys here, its such a waffle fest.
by miked10 June 28, 2010
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Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important
Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.
by Maggy676435 March 03, 2015
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Dick-Waffle

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.
"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"
by sluttymuffin123 February 19, 2014
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top the waffles

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.
by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008
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Baltimore Waffle

Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping
I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.
by woodan December 26, 2010
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Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.
Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle
by penisdemil0 May 06, 2009
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douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth
Emily you are a douche waffle
by IamSMACK December 22, 2008
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