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Swag Volcanoe

When a single person has so much swag, it just explodes from them...like a volcanoe
Person 1: Yo that kid is like a total swag volcanoe!

Person 2: Yeah totally!
by NarwhalUnicorn66 November 8, 2011
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Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
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Volcanoing

When you open a woman/mans prolapsed asshole and fill it with a flammable substance like gasoline or lighter fluid. You then light the substance on fire and watch the anal cavity explode in a firy plume of shit and possibly semen.
Adrian: Yo what are you doing tonight?
Steven: prolly gonna be volcanoing my girl tbh.

Adrian: Save me some smegma twin.
by Niggabob321 October 8, 2025
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volcano protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 12, 2018
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Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
by Nalex. November 2, 2010
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Oral Volcano

The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano
We filled her up like a fat man's cart and she blew like Pompeii - the oral volcano is active
by Shinylegs August 14, 2011
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volcano man

volcano man is the definition of Aidan grant ! it will erupt at any moment !! be careful
by Aidan Johnathan grant March 9, 2021
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