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Kyle

kyle is a dirty hoe
by Bugggie October 2, 2019
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Kyle

“Wait isn't Kevin heart and Kanye west the same person”-Kyle 2019
Yes he actually said that
by El Chapo the sexy elpaco January 23, 2020
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Kyle

A batty man who has a white van and fingers little children in his spare time.
I saw Kyle looking at kids yesterday
by Funniest guy on the planet November 11, 2019
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Kyle

Kyle drinks Monster Energy, punches holes in drywall, still plays Black Ops II even though it is 2019, hates his dad, rides a Razor scooter even though he is 17, probably has a criminal record and wears a Monster Energy snapback.
Mom: Kyle we are going to see dad in the hospital
Kyle: Get the fuck out of my room bitch im playing Call of Duty (punches hole in drywall)
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Kyle

If you meet a girl named girl, you've struck gold. They are one of the funniest people alive. Amazingly beautiful, and make everything they do cute in some way. A female Kyle may be a little insecure, but she really doesn't have reason to be. Either the bestest friend you will have in your entire damn life. Or an amazing lover, and girlfriend. Great at kissing, even better at hugs. A Kyle, is certainly someone you'd never want to replace.
Derick-dude, I asked out Kyle.
Bobby-She won't say yes man, she's wayyy too good for you.
by TheRealOne677 May 4, 2019
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Kyle

A wannabe or real skater boi who wears beanies and lives off of Monster and Taco Bell. They sometimes contract ligma, sugma, fugma, AND bofa. They also COMPLETELY OBLITERATE any sort of drywall and or someone who has spilled their Monster.
Nobody:
Kyle: "Keep your friends close, but your drywall closer."
by CertifiedWeebTrash July 21, 2019
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Kylee

Tiktok handle probably Kylee1444. Most likely likes a guy named Milo across the alley. Favorite catchphrase is “Do you even want a Christmas present?” Siblings name something like Ayden (middle) Rhyanna (middle shares birthday possibly) Calloway (baby) She weird and probably twerks ALOT!
Kylee is SO weird
by Sushiblike November 29, 2020
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