A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
Get the GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAWmug. 
by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024
Get the rats when they see a kfc deep fryermug. Do you know how the mascot of KFC always gives the family's some chicken in a bucket? Yes, you may call that the wonderful, divine, amazing...thing..? KFC in a BUCKET! Normally used in KFC commercials. When the mother of children in the commercial is holding the bucket of the tasty chicken tendies their faces seem to light up like they are the star on top of a Christmas tree
"Mother! May I have some KFC in a bucket, please? It would make my day and of course make yours too! KFC is wonderful :D"
by WeirdInAWeirdWay February 9, 2021
Get the KFC in a bucketmug. by Cari5698 May 18, 2019
Get the KFCmug. by Shrek was here November 5, 2018
Get the KFCmug. Droplets KFC is what happens when you're chained to a metal pole with chains and your berserker mother feeds you cold bucket Kentucky Fried Chicken. It is despairing, and solemn, because you cannot sustain oneself off cold KFC chicken, but it is so addicting! This results in attempts to flee to an airport, but deciding halfway through to pull a quick u-ie and return home to the shackles to receive more cold Kentucky fried chicken.
Soph: Mom stop it I need warm ch1ck3n not cold!!! F&$# this shit, I'm out.
--- 10 minutes later ---
Soph: Nvm I luv my mom I will go back for Droplets KFC.
--- 10 minutes later ---
Soph: Nvm I luv my mom I will go back for Droplets KFC.
by RainMThompson September 25, 2024
Get the Droplets KFCmug.