Ground Schmeef

Punch de Ouch

Bruh you just Punch de Ouch'ed my Ground Schmeef

by THeNodrog May 7, 2020

Ground Cake

Poop found on the ground. The poop has to be human feces or feces that's large enough in quantity to fit in a pie or cake pan. Similarly shaped feces (usually from cattle) also suffices.

Bob: "Damn, I'm hungry..."
Jim: "Eat that Ground Cake!"
Bob: "'That Ground Cake'? Where?"
Jim: "Why, you're stepping on it!"
Bob: "GROSS!"

by thatonefirebenderguy May 21, 2010

Ground score

Finding something lost on ground

He found a $20 .00 ground score in charge under that carnival ride.

by Bratt77 May 22, 2016

ground score

a half smoked cigarette found on the ground. see snipe

Q: you gotta smoke?
A: naw, i'm living off ground scores nowdays.

by mark dugan September 22, 2005

ground hogging

you take a dump into someone else's asshole

she had it in for a ground hogging

by nathan zimmerer October 12, 2005

ground score

something you find on the ground that makes you so happy that you yell out "SCORE!".

"dude i just found such a nice blender on the curb! GROUND SCORE!!!!"

by fishmanofcod April 8, 2009

ground beef

when a mans slong is so big it touches the ground

Zach's ground beef scares me beyond all reason

by catracho21 September 14, 2011