A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.
by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010
by driz1960 February 06, 2021
When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
by Cptnftck November 30, 2013
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
Dumping a girl/boy to move up to a higher girl/boy therefore climbing up the dating ladder. Dumping someone unfavorable to bump to a hotter and better alternative.
"Hey man, what happened to you going out with Alison?"
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
"Right now in dating Emily. I just dump and bumped that shank."
by wotah January 09, 2015
(adj.) Feeling abhorrent, dreadful, and lackadaisical, in all bodily and mental functions, usually as a result of heavy drinking and/or excessive amounts of alcohol
Friend 1: "Dude, we drank way too much last night. I feel like dump."
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
Friend 2: "Yeah bro, dump salad!"
by Norman F. Crabtree March 02, 2012
While using anal beads in bed, you remove the beads in a quick lawn mower pull start type motion resulting in a reflex shit that has to be directed over the side of the bed.
by Mastermater208 October 15, 2015