by Ralph Waylen November 04, 2010
When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.
Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?
Chris: He sure is.
Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.
Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.
Chris: He sure is.
Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.
Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.
by Jmac-Gtown October 15, 2008
1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man
by little timmy September 09, 2003
by Dan December 18, 2003
The act of having sex with an old, fat, wrinkly, dry vagina. Most often referring to an old woman; grandma status. The opposite of a cougar. Level of intoxication required for a dry walrus is extremely high.
"There are so many fat, gross women here the chance of any of us getting laid tonight is pretty much zero"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
"Well unless you want to settle for a dry walrus"
by Ziggy Stardust2 December 27, 2011
by FreakyFrenchy December 29, 2009
When you are at the club and your dancing with a fit girl than she says “hey this is my friend she thinks you are cute” too bad her friend is fat and ugly this is when you think to yourself I’m about to have a bingo in the walrus
by Jaiisavirgin August 19, 2020