Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.

"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"

by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020

Hawaiian volcano

Cock ass perturbing turbo charge anal cock up the dick hole whilst sitting upside down

Cockade lava Hawaiian volcano

by Hawaiian Volcano October 8, 2016

Swag Volcanoe

When a single person has so much swag, it just explodes from them...like a volcanoe

Person 1: Yo that kid is like a total swag volcanoe!

Person 2: Yeah totally!

by NarwhalUnicorn66 November 8, 2011

Volcano packet

When you rip off the tip of a man’s penis and watch the blood spurt out

“Wow, bro I can’t believe she volcano packeted you!”

“Yeah man, she ripped it clean off”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Oral Volcano

The action of receiving multiple samples of jism from a selection of donors and then 'blowing' like a volcano

We filled her up like a fat man's cart and she blew like Pompeii - the oral volcano is active

by Shinylegs August 14, 2011

Volcano

When you are masturbating or fucking your girl, pull out right when you are finishing, plug your tip until all your cum is built up and let that bitch blow all over.

Walker wood was hitting the volcano with Gabe newton

by Gio Catino January 3, 2024

Volcano Coke and mentos

The act of taking a bottle of coke and the putting mentos in it, then quickly inserting it in your ass while everyone at you screams from the horror you have created for everyone to remember

Parents: what are you doing
Me: I’m doing the volcano coke and mentos
Parents: what’s that
Me: let me show you

by That glitzy gobbler September 3, 2022