Tomy's Mommy

someone who owns tomytabby; a tomytabby is funi speedrunner for cum rancher

its me kyara aka tomy's mommy

by KyaraOwnsBitches October 28, 2022

Raunchy Mommy

Your friends mom who is like mid 40s but could still get it and seems like she definitely wants it. Her husband is either divorced or always on a 'business trip', so you're the one she's been waiting for. (; Don't be shy Johnny, go upstairs and get that raunchy mommy.

The raunchy mommy came downstairs to give the teenage boys some snacks only to bend down and expose her large breasts and still fit body.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

mommy buffet

A chain of restaurants, serving ONLY mommys. Any race, any size.

Hey guys, wanna go to the mommy buffet on saturday

by Mr.Tapeworm October 7, 2020

mommy package

The process of getting 2 cosmetic procedures, boob job and a tummy tuck, after a pregnancy to prevent saggy fun bags and a fupa.

Most girls in a run-down strip club could use a 'mommy package'.

by NoMotards January 10, 2012

Daddy mommy

Wanting a daddy / mommy 😘❤️ 🔥😃🤚❤️

I want to be fucked so hard daddy mommy

by Dollypartonisqueen June 11, 2021

Mommy Howard

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home

Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC

by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020