cusp mustard

the state of which the cusp of your penis discharges a substance that resembles the tase and texture of mustard.

shanon walked into the room and proceeded to tell us about the nasty cusp mustard on her boyfreinds dick.

by schmibones August 04, 2009

mustard pimp

the greatest thing to happen to electro

mustard pimp killed they're set, best dj group ive ever seen live and ever heard, period

by Pope Rellik May 31, 2011

Buying the mustard

After giving someone a blowjob, the 'blower' swallows the 'blowee's' love juice.

"Geez Bob, have you been drinking pineapple juice? I had no issues buying the mustard tonight!"

by Kraner October 27, 2005

Mustard Nuts

On hot days your ass and nuts start sweating, and some of your butt sauce begins migrating to your nutsack across your taint, causing irritation and general discomfort

I had serious mustard nuts yesterday while mowing the lawn.

by MonkeyMan1140 May 04, 2009

Lung Mustard

The yellow sac pustules that you cough up and whe you squeeze them they pop open and emit a horrible smell

Alan coughed up a Lung Mustard and he poped it in my face. The smell just about made me throw up

by steve April 30, 2003

mustard cake

After eating chicken wings and drinking beer, most likely your crap will look like a faint yellow pasty material - this is a mustard cake.

I just dropped some pasty shit after eating chicken wings and drinking beer and my crap looks like a mustard cake.

by zinger084 March 06, 2007

Mustard dispenser

A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.

Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)

Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...

by ojo_tango July 15, 2021