Giraffe

These long necked bitches steal your girl in the matter of seconds. You gurl completely forgets all about you and will never leave the damn giraffe. They are beasts at sex and will stop at nothing until your girl is his. He also is good at deep throating!

My girl just left me for that damn giraffe she saw while watching animal planet

by Strongest chromosome June 1, 2018

:GIRAFFE:

Wideputin's first ever 3D model that was made in less than 2 minutes. It's the ultimate meme, with more than 5 layers of meaning, 2 syllabes name, and repost potential.

Also, currently pending to be added in SCP Site 19 as a melee weapon, action that would make it accomplish its full potential.

-What's your opinion on :GIRAFFE:?
-I think it's stupid
-ban @user2 said :GIRAFFE: was stupid

by WidePutin January 17, 2021

Giraffe

A microscopic carnivorous fish that drink mud as its diet. When you see a giraffe, escape quickly, or get eaten alive.

I hate giraffes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ser see swee February 3, 2021

Human Giraffe

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie

Oh yeah Babe,Im gonna Human Giraffe!

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

To lie on top of the giraffe

To act recklessly.

He only knows how to lie on top of the giraffe.

by ActuallyAFish July 6, 2025

Giraffe Snout

Akin to a camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those! 🤣

Wow, did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!🥩

by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025

smoky mountain giraffe

A Smoky mountain giraffe is a person who is extremely high on drugs

That guy is high as a Smoky mountain giraffe. Your mom is a Smoky mountain giraffe

by Doc Obvious April 10, 2023