covid-snug

Let’s not shame ourselves for our clothes fitting a bit more snugly that they did before Covid. It is a crazy time for all of us and we need that comfort food to keep us from going insane! During covid we all need a hug, even if it is from our pants!

Oh no, Leigh Ann, those jeans are not too tight at all! They’re just covid-snug!

by Lucy and Ethel November 27, 2020

COVID-995

When healthy or asymptomatic members of the public, who suspect that they might have contracted Covid-19 but with no life-threatening or emergency conditions, are conveniently dialing 995, thus depriving those who genuinely need the service urgently from doing so.

How many lives could have been saved globally had there been fewer or no COVID-995 calls?

by Covido November 05, 2021

due to covid

The new "Thanks Obama". When something goes awry or wrong, we used to say "Thanks Obama", but now it is "due to COVID".

Hey why did you double your prices? We had to, due to COVID.

Why didn't you guys come over last night? We couldn't due to COVID.

OmG I have gained so much weight - due to COVID. Thanks Obama.

by Monkaypants December 06, 2020

Covid-🎃

When millions of people around the world have mixed feelings about celebrating Halloween during the pandemic, because they are more scared of the coronavirus than ghosts and spirits.

Due to Covid-🎃, adults decided not to dress up in frightening masks and costumes this year out of respect for those who died of Covid-19.

by Fasters October 29, 2020

COVID-19

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

by CBinion91 April 07, 2020

The Covid 19

Like the "freshman 15" but it's the weight you gain from being stuck in quarantine.

My mom asked if i gained weight and i said "yeah i got a case of 'The Covid 19'

by Dickerson231 April 22, 2020

Covid-130

When health officials and academics were relieved and overjoyed to hear that Dr. Scott Atlas, US President Donald Trump's controversial special adviser on Covid-19, who was on a 130-day contract, had resigned—he rose to notoriety after questioning the need for masks and other measures to control the pandemic.

Besides casting doubt on the usefulness of masks, the president’s “Covid-130 health con-sultant” was against lockdowns and supported herd immunity as a strategy to contain the coronavirus outbreak.

by Covido December 12, 2020