crazy coon

a person who is acting a little crazy but not to the point of insanity

Jimmy, you're being a real crazy coon right now for trading Goldschmit

by suhhdude May 19, 2016

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street coon

A nigga that be in the streets OD.

This street coon won't stop selling dope in my Block

by Carmelo Anthony August 30, 2017

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(noun)No one can be cooler than this person. If you try, his personal bestfriend Chuck Norris will come and roundhouse kick you to the face. If god somehow gives you a chance to live and you kill Chuck Norris, Soviets will use their nuclear radiation and resurect him and then leave the death to me. Since Cooper is the Almighty, he just has to look at you an you will fall on the ground, thriving with pain.

(verb) to wish to be hotter than the Cooper

The Cooper Coons just eliminated Adam Ross.

by Coondawg123 January 19, 2012

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Cultural Coon

Derived from “Coon”

Adapted for every different culture which have them

Someone who is ignorant to white discrimination, perpetuates ignorance, betrayer of minority human rights and issues and unknowingly suffers with self hatred

Those cultural coons (indians, africans, latino etc) marching with those neo nazis

Those cultural coons at that Maga rally really are a hoot

by The Key Maker January 6, 2019

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coon tailed

sneaking up behind someone and choking them out with a dirty coon tail

“Bitch you finna get coon tailed!!”

by Coontail July 10, 2021

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Mississippi Coon

When you are driving down the road and there isnt a bathroom for mile and you have to pee. You hang your back-end out of the car window and pee while the car is in motion.

"Daddy, what was that furry thing? Was that Sasquatch?"
"No boy, that was a Mississippi Coon..."

by Imnotaraciest March 19, 2010

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