booger finger

a person at a club or bar who is asked by a bouncer or management to leave and refuses (much like a booger stuck to a finger won't get off).

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"No!"

"Man, what a booger finger..."

by sketchballitudinator December 29, 2008

eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.

EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.

by maurin September 16, 2005

Booger Wolf

A really beastly looking female. The kind of female that are only authorized to have sex with just prior to alcohol poisoning or in a pitch black room. Booger wolfs can usually be found traveling in packs, it's just their nature.

Damn! That Amy Bradford is such a Booger Wolf!

by woodythecanoer March 4, 2019

happy booger

a dry or wet booger dangling from the nose, everyone else can see it but you.

"Yo, you got a happy booger, wipe it!"

by sholee January 3, 2008

[Bum Boogers]

Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.

That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.

by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008

Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!

I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!

by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012

clit booger

The small pellets of condom lubricant and female vaginal fluids that congeal around the outer folds of the labias.

I would have went down on her but I didn't want to get clit boogers in my mouth.

by Anthony O'dell Williams February 10, 2007