Tender tugger

Someone who would rather give a bad hand job then spread her legs and recieve the cock

Joe: "how was your date with Andy?"
Bob:" It sucked assballs man. I had no clue she was such a tender tugger"

by mandrew_thejew March 28, 2008

teaser tex

n. digital flirtation that does not yield any physiological reward.
(v. teaser text)

"What ever happened with Him/Her?"

"Nothin', it was just teaser tex."

by Effemelle April 8, 2009

Tender nuggets

your nuts, balls, testicles...

yo man, I axed that girl if she wanted to do the wild thang and she done kick me in my tender nuggets.

by neekers February 23, 2011

tender box

A sensitive or tender girl or, anatomically speaking a sore or sensitive pussy.

When dealing with a tender box you've got to take it slow.

by clevergrl December 30, 2011

Firm Tender

A firm tender one of any gender that is young and very attractive.

Damn he is a firm tender with his sexy eyes
Damn she is a firm tender with pretty smile

by KMK99890999 May 7, 2011

Soggy Tenner

To wrap ones penis in two 5 quid notes and engage in furious sex with a consenting partner. Sometimes the notes are put into a condom other times the notes are simply taped to the penis.

Guy 1: S'up, get up to much at the weekend?

Guy 2: Sure did man, I gave the girl from the sandwich place a soggy tenner, she loved it.

Gut 1: Nice!

by PDawgWillRideYourMaInTheBog January 21, 2013

creamy tenderloin

An elaborate act of sexual intimacy involving the woman traveling to the grocery store and purchasing the largest filet mignon. The filet is then brought home, sautéed in wine: cooked rare so the center is warm but not hot. A pocket is then cut into the filet; large enough to accommodate the male partner's penis. The woman then uses the filet to masturbate their male partner until he ejaculates inside of it.

The woman then enjoys the filet for dinner with a glass of merlot.

A woman of class deserves a nice dinner, so I treated her to a nice creamy tenderloin.

by MisterThief117 May 3, 2014