Telly Welly

British slang for a Television, or Telly.

“Oi, wanna watch The Office on the fuckity wuckity Telly Welly?” “No we can’t cause you forgot to pay for a Telly Welly license you fat cunt”

by Dominix_but_cooler September 16, 2021

teddy

the nickname that my crush call me. its sweet name, even my ex bf never call me by cute nickname like that. btw, my crush already reject me, so i keep here as memories. i save his phone number as "abg hensem" which is handsome older brother.

- alaaa its okayy laa teddy
- okayy teddy
- lahhh ingat dah tak bole panggil teddy
- i appreciate it teddy😽
- tedyy 10.30 boleh tak teddy
- hahahahahah gudnitee teddyy
- tedyyy🥺🥺
- teddyy
- teddyy🙈
- teddy nii
- goodnight teddyy
- takde la teddy
- soeyyyy teddyy
- waalaikumsalam taddy * teddy
ok, thats the compilation my crush use teddy name to texting me, even when we speak to each other, he still use teddy to talk to me and not my real name...he's so cute..i hope he will find better girl than me..i love you teddy oppa a.k.a abg hensem 💕💖💗💓

by abg hensem & teddy October 5, 2021

Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.

“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!

by Townsy October 14, 2021

Teddy bear proportions

Refers to a body type that resembles a teddy bear that can make somebody appear cuddly.... Believed to be muscular bodies padded with a layer of fat, but could just be somebody who is big-boned

"Yelena from Black Widow and Hawkeye has teddy bear proportions."

"Check out Luisa Madrigal from Encanto, she looks like she has teddy bear proportions."

by Giska Whome December 29, 2021

Tidlybee

The word tidlybee refers to something which is Amazing or outstanding.

That’s not very tidlybee.

Damon Salvatore is very tidlybee.

by TSGB April 1, 2022

Teddy

A gorgeously chiseled man with a long, fat, penis.

“Yeah i sucked off Teddy last night. His peener was so massive I blacked out”

by todd blacquier June 6, 2022

teddygramz

Teddygramz,also known as Theodore Gramarion IV is known for eating shit and having a penis that smells like soda. He suffocated his grandmother with a pillow and smoked that MK Ultra pack,before blowing his head off. He participated in the ECU (Eshak Connected Universe) and fought in the Great Sehjenia War as General Teddy. Before blowing his head off with a high power rifle he quoted his mentor,Ronald Merle McNutt,also known as Ronnie. His last words were:"Hey guys! I guess that's it.". He will be remembered for loving potato wedges and being targeted by the satellite men making him killing his whole family and consuming excessive amounts of the following substances:PCP,Crack Cocaine,Amphetamine,LSD and Goat Sperm. His death has traumatized the entire nation of Ahamedistan. His death has become a worldwide tragedy and people all around the globe mourn his loss every 31th August,where people only eat shit and smoke that ultra dust pack.

Guy 1:Hey have you heard of Teddygramz?

Guy 2:I give up on life.

by glo gang I love eating shit September 22, 2022