near tears

a feeling of rapture

This flash animation has rendered me near tears

by Bungalow Bill November 15, 2001

tears of jesus

a tasty drink

jamal: "nigguh i love koolaid. that shit is tears of jesus

by iamjaredcool November 28, 2009

beer tear

When a drop of the clear salty saline solution secreted by the lacrimal glands is produced by a sad song during a drinking binge.

You are drinking and the song "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam comes on. This in turn creates a beer tear.

by AmandaDale September 10, 2006

Tear rubber

When something is certified brand new or fresh and you open the seal, box, pack etc.
A virgin can also be considered a "tear rubber".

Friend1: I dint know they have this nike shoes in green.

Friend2: Its tear rubber. it aint even in stores yet.

by itsOn July 24, 2009

Poop tears

When you tear up while taking a dump. Usually it's a hardy, satisfying poop that makes you have poop tears.

This is such a nice poop I have poop tears

by Ogre man April 13, 2016

Emo tear

1. What other emos say to each other when joking around.
2. What preps cackle in the hallway to other emos.
3. What melodramatic fake 'emos' scream when trying to act cool.

1. Oh my god you hurt my feelings, bitch! Emo tear!
2. Yeah, shut up, ha ha EMO TEAR!
3. God! You fucks! EMO TEAR!!!!

by Gwen Fawkes August 30, 2006

Tear Jerker

To masturbate furiously while crying about your inability to get laid or the fact that you are just a pussy in general.

Fred struck out with all the skanks at the bar, so he went home to give himself a tear jerker.

by DWright March 25, 2007