Thottungal

A piece of shit that keeps hanging on to you.

My dog Apollo had a massive Thottungal the other day.

by Scatman Caruthers December 9, 2013

Totter

British version of a bitch or bastard

"Why don't you leave me alone you totter?!"

by Willow Candace November 5, 2015

Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

Titty totter

when playing hearts, getting stuck with the queen of spades, and getting shit on with more hearts, all being done by a cackling prick

Rich - "that was such a titty totter"

by Johnny Blowme February 5, 2009

your daughter a thotter

Worse than "Your mom gay", "Your dad lesbian", "Your granny tranny" and "Your grandpap a trap" combine. This is the verbal embodiment of a flashback and will scar whoever you tell this to will probably seize and never speak to you again

Fred: Your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a trap.
Charles: I had to do it to 'em... your daughter a thotter.
Fred went his way home, seizing frequently as he swam through he river of tears.

by LengendKiller4Now May 16, 2018

totty

1) n. singular An attractive woman
2) n. plural Many attractive women

1) Yeah, Kylie's a prime piece of totty alright
2) I tell it was wall-to-wall totty in here last night

by Shevek September 22, 2002

Totting

Texting on the toilet. You know you do it...we all do!

I was Totting this morning, and my daughter asked, "Why are you taking so long?" Me, "I'm totting!"

by pinky3710 April 8, 2013