Chief Tard

To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.

Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
by The Whenj February 23, 2012
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Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"
"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."
by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011
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Tard Spaz

A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.
The man is a Tard Spaz.
I will go tard spaz on your ass.
by dirty mcnasty1 November 14, 2010
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Right-Tard

A member of the right political spectrum or republican party who thinks their an intellectual, usually in the age ranges of 12-18 which regurgitate things they hear on Ben Shapiro and other conservative figures, when in reality they don't know what they're actually talking about. One of their strategies is autistically screeching that the person who disagrees with them is an SJW and unironically say "get rekt libtard". They are also sometimes associated with incels and virgins.
Right-tard: OMG, insert name is such an SJW, CNN-brainwashed, soy-boy cuck

Person: Shut up Right-Tard
by reeraw123456 May 5, 2019
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Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit
Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit
by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018
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Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.
Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?
by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016
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Poo-tard

Someone who takes a retardedly long time to take a dump.
We had to pause the movie cause Steve was a Pootard.
by Moik May 13, 2005
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