Suicide

a song

i like the song suicide

by Womenrespecter April 25, 2020

Suicide

Just do it already

Bro I am gone
Fuck you world, I am committed Suicide

by anonymous November 2, 2020

Suicide

1. Common joke
2. Something incredibly dumb
3. Media sensative topic

1. "I don't wanna be aliiiiiiiive! I just wanna die today..."
2. The dumbest dogs not to kill themselves
3. "Suicide US NEWS"

by The damned lexicon December 13, 2017

Suicide

Something people say they're going to for attention.

Im gonna go commit suicide im done. i have no friends
THE NEXT DAY
HEY guys wats up wanna go bowling

by Monkeybro0 January 22, 2017

suicide voter

Someone who because they are naïve or just plain ignorant consistently votes against their own self-interests

Joe is a suicide voter he used to have a good job at a factory with a strong union that provided excellent pay and benefits, but he voted for an anti-union governor who busted up the union, resulting in a huge drop in pay, then he voted for a "free trade" Congressman who wants to move all factories to China. Now unemployed and receiving healthcare through the state exchanges created under the Affordable Care Act he plans to vote for a president who wants to take away his healthcare.

by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015

Suicide Jerk

When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room.

Oh man, i cant go out tonight i got grounded when i failed the suicide jerk.

by FudgePackerTodd October 17, 2010

Secondhand Suicide

When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide

You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you.

I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2?
Man 3: Secondhand Suicide
Man: What's that?

by Your local tsundere May 4, 2021