Stealing December

A kick ass band out of Newark, Delaware who needs to have more all ages shows because their fans under 21 can't see them as often as they would like.

Guy 1: "I'm bored. Let's go to that Stealing December show tonight!"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, lets go!"

by Girl in the green scarf. March 3, 2009

screaming hyena

when your partner's penis is so incredibly small, thin, or mishapen in general that you laugh in a high-pitched voice uncontrollably for more than 15 minutes

you pull off your boyfriend's boxers and he stands naked before you with a crooked cock and you can't help it and giggle as he puts on his pants and runs home crying

by harshem May 1, 2005

Steaming Burrito

Take a shit, and wipe your ass(meat/beans, and maybe corn..), then wrap the asswipe around your dick and masturbate with it, cum(cheese) onto the wipe and then fold it into a burrito and make your partner eat it, or watch you eat it yourself. You could also add urine(other kind of cheese), or blood(salsa) as an extra bonus.

Guy 1:"Hey she looks like a nice girl."
Guy 2:"No man, I heard she's into Steaming Burritos, that nasty fucking cunt."

Dude: "Why don't you stfu and eat a Steaming Burrito."

Kid: "I make the best Steaming Burritos."

by Pico March 4, 2004

screamingwhisper

Muttering under your breath in such a way that you cannot but help make yourself heard.

This first came into common use after the website screamingwhisper.com grew in popularity as a place where adults could voice their opinions without being worried about text speak and other incomprehensible Internet abbreviations.

If someone fails to say thank you the you might quietly say "Don't mention it." ... then under your breath you'd mutter "Oh, sorry you didn't" and then later on you might want to share your frustration with others or even post all about your mood on an internet message board. The culmination of this is known as having a screamingwhisper.

by Messy February 22, 2005

Screaming Eagle

When someone is either so drunk or so sick that they both vomit and diarrhea at the same time. The resulting act dictates a person trying to decide to either vomit in the toilet and shit on the floor or shit in the toilet and vomit on the floor. Either way, the person is screaming and must support themselves with both arms, thus the Screaming Eagle has been performed.

Kristen was really sick last night, it sounded like she performed a Screaming Eagle

by Dallasfiveo February 27, 2014

Screaming Racoon

Put a log of poop on your partners eyes, and proceed to punch your fist into her vagina.

Cleavland steamer meets donkey punch (to the cooch) Screaming racoon

by Dangleesack September 25, 2009

Stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth

Our lying friend Emmeline tried to convince us that she had the saying "stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth" accepted by Urban Dictionary. This was clearly not true, so now the saying refers to the action of lying about having one's Urban Dictionary suggestions accepted.

Emmeline: Mate, that's well brenga!

You: What? Wtf does "brenga" mean?

Emmeline: Haven't you heard? Everyone's saying it. I made it up and Urban Dictionary accepted it, now it's their Word of the Day.

You: Low it mate, you're stealing the tongue from the foxes mouth again innit!

by Papa Tredz September 28, 2013