carpet stainer

A participant in a bukkake with particularly bad aim when he finishes.

We hit that broad Lois with 95% accuracy at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Chris was the only one to miss.

by Don Karta November 5, 2007

carpet stainer

A man participating in bukkake that has bad aim.

95% of us hit Betty at last night's bukkake, that carpet stainer Ted was the only one that missed.

by Don Karta October 27, 2007

Spanner

To give someone a blowjob.

I gave Dorris M a blowjob.

by hihe April 7, 2003

Spanner

A Spanner Is A Person Who Has A Very Wide Penis Which Is Also Very Short Basically It Is A Choad

see that boy over there i bet he has a spanner

haha probably

by JBOBW04 November 8, 2016

Spanner

i've had two, and i'm 13

it's aw rold record

by ashgdjkhsopdhg October 17, 2003

Spanner

A girl called grizz

Spanner was on top form today

by Hannah August 22, 2003

Stankerous

people that rip off my name...

I am DUBS!!!

by DUBS January 22, 2004