Squirt and Dirt

The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily.

Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!

by masterofburns November 25, 2007

hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

squinkly

Mexican for a small child. It is often used to express contempt or distaste.

Nope, I can't go. I have to babysit a squinkly.

by DartSlinger March 27, 2013

Duck Squirt

To fart but have watery shit come out of your ass and dribble down your leg. (Not to be confused with sharting)

I duck squirted when i had to much to drink.

by eli130 September 9, 2009

Circle Squirt

A female version of the popular Circle Jerk

Guy: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle jerk"
Girl: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle squirt"

by mr slippery March 9, 2010

helicopter butterfly squirt

An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.

Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!

by Toomeybd May 15, 2016

Chink squink

When your Ching Ching friend won't shut up about getting his spring roll after getting honor roll so you squink his microscope dink.

My chigga Kyle got a fatty Chink squink after eating my cat.

by BOX¡ May 27, 2018