shooting guns at kittens

A term for having sex with a younger female.

I heard that Derek was shooting guns at kittens on Saturday!

My hot chick is a kitten. And luckily I know how to shoot one.

by fancyphoenix March 11, 2016

shooting session

A competition of talking shit about/to all participants

Nah I ain't in this shooting sessions mark takes it to the head.

by Fidel_Cash_Flo April 25, 2016

Shooting with the freedom brothers

A circle jerk consisting of men who feel overwhelmingly insecure about their masculinity and feel the need to constantly remind everyone around them how "manly" they are every single chance they get. They may also have aggressive sexuality harassment and rape tendencies toward women, because they are after all nothing more than pieces of meat who aren't equal to the superior manly race anyway so it doesn't matter. They may also impregnate these women that they prey upon as well because Trump made killing babies illegal and the world needs more of these savage masculine jar heads running around. These particular extreme right-winged militia men areally also obnoxiously racist and strongly believe that racist slurs and actions are completely okay as long as it isn't against their precious porcelain skin color, but at the same time are in total denial of their racism. They also love to prey upon "cry baby snowflakes" because it reminds them of Trump's "snowflakes" they catch in their little bitch mouths. If you dare burn a flag on US soil they're gonna come and shoot you in the face with the freedom brothers, but if you're not in US soil and you burn a flag it's totally okay! You dknt want that, they're strong as hell for carrying all those extra chromosomes! Oh and don't forget THEY'RE IN THE MILITARY AND BETTER THAN YOU LIBTARDS!!!

Hey man, I'm feeling pretty insecure about my small penis, wanna go shooting with the freedom brothers? I'd love to see that big ol' bald eagle America shlong of yours. Mmm, I wanna make you butthurt if ya know what I mean ;) no homo"

by SmittyWebenjagermanjensen#1 February 8, 2017

splitting shit

To perform a pointless task or action.

"Reasoning with him is just splitting shit! "

by Kian Richardson February 19, 2017

shooting a sheriff

The act of smoking marijuana or hash, in any form, even with vape or volcano

P1. hey dude, do you wanna shoot the sheriff?
P2. Nah dude is just shoot one with Jeff like 30 min ago
P1. really? did not know Jeff was shooting anymore, didn't he get caught?
P2. ah.. I don't know bro, he is shooting a sheriff right now, that is all i know.

by seboy August 28, 2017

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

shooting a clown

The terror of when he comes into your room at night and you have a weapon on the bedside table. As stupid as your friend is, he decided to prank you at 2:00 AM in the morning. So, unknowingly, you shoot the ‘clown’ in the face. Your friend then yells “PINK COWS” as he screams in pain.

ONE HOUR LATER...

Your in the emergency room sitting next to your best friend in bed on a dirty bench. The dude next to you looks looks like he had just came out of a sewer.
He looks like he has been dropped SEVERAL times on the head. You are so disappointed in your self that you shot your friend in the face. Later that night you do the same thing to yourself.

ONE YEAR LATER...

You and your friend are now ‘twins’ with bullet holes in your faces. As you walk in the park, you see that stinky man getting married to a HUGE tree

Wow dude it is so fun to shooting a clown

by Trucdhcfjcg January 10, 2018