Sharking

The figure of eight motion the cat makes around your legs when it's waiting to be fed. The cat is circling your legs to stop you escaping until it has been fed, whilst herding you towards the food.

Sharking kills more people per year than real sharks.

"The damn cat is sharking the shit out of me"

"Look out, the cat's sharking"

by Word Messiah August 28, 2014

sparking lot

The reserved parking location in Walmart, Sams Club, Home Depot parking lots reserved for Spark Drivers.

I’m headed to work. If you need to find me I’ll be in Walmarts Sparking lot.

by Jayrem May 3, 2023

SpamKing

A SpamKing is someone who uses every technique possible both ethical and unethical to drive traffic to a web site. This would include hidden text to link farms and everything in between.

Barney's use of link farms and keyword stuffing makes him the ultimate SpamKing.

by spameraser April 13, 2009

Spanking it up to a ton

Spanking it up to a ton is a variation of nursing a semi.

This porn is going no where, I've been spanking it up to a ton for ages now.

by matt_dude23 December 19, 2011

Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017