Shlongenus

The male genitalia that a person(s) chomps or consumes when being an ass.

The weather jizzed all over me today, this chomps shlongenus.

Person A: Dude I'm starring in a musical where I have to dry hump an obese old guy.

Person B: Sorry man, looks like you were just served one huge shlongenus sandwich.

by thenightmancometh April 12, 2010

Slongish

That dood that rolls up to the party with a joint and 3 chicks and makes them pay for a taxi to the other party. Likes to blaze and throw some discs. Tremendously known for his slongy build and his slinky like movement.

Yo, Slongish wanna throw some disc?
Naw man I'm blazing

by Sperm and Maurice September 25, 2010

Shlongkey

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

by deltron3030 September 9, 2013

shlongdonkler

Noun- A phallic object, anything that resembles, even remotely, the male member.

(Pointing at plunger) "Hey honey, could you hand me that shlongdonkler, I plugged up the dumpbucket again!"

by b.p.herman October 24, 2013

slong five

When two guys are high on life, the stand face to face and slowly air hump each other in a timely manner, it may also be applied to a banterish situation when high fives are simply not enough.

"Are you pleading guilty to the rape?"
Asked the judge ,
"No but I am pleading" said the criminal ,
"Too what?" said the judge,
"Your mum" said the criminal.

*every one in the room stands up and starts slong fiveing*

Booty sex dry hump nobcheesecake kfc two kids one sandbox one man one jar one man one screwdriver two girls one cup two guys and a horse three men and a hammer four girls fingerpaint

by Grandads teetees August 13, 2016

shlong slayer

good puss

dayum that girl is hiding a shlong slayer under dem jeans.

by karbear8459 January 26, 2017

shlongbomb

When a man does not pull out in time of ejaculation

"Dude I was so drunk I let Pablo shlongbomb"

"Jesus does not believe in shlongbombing"

"Shlongbomb me daddy"

by CayBri February 7, 2017