suck socks

A slang directive utilized to tell someone to fuck themselves, but in a much more friendly, almost childlike manner.

Hey man, why don’t you just suck socks?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 23, 2019

Ped socks

Very low cut running socks.

Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.

„Look at Kaity! Her feet look soo sexy with these Ped socks“.

by Aartz November 22, 2021

Dong Sock

A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.

If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.

by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005

spit sock

Spit Sock-When a woman gives a man head then spits it into a friends sock.

Shawna Spat Micheal's Load into Thomas's sock, it is now a Spit Sock.

by Sir Weber November 28, 2007

sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

by Oeltjens January 30, 2010

socks and shoes

Meaning:

1.Straight up

2.Yeah that's cool

3.It can be used when excited or shocked
4.Can also be used in an unbelievable manner
5.The term was created by Gracey Yall

1. Hey Stan you going out tonight, Stan replies socks and shoes
2. Hey you don't mind if I borrow your ps3, replies socks and shoes
3.Hey man I got you a striper, replies socks and shoes
4.You know Gary got a 5000 bill, replies SOCKS AND SHOES

by Itz GRacey Yall December 12, 2009