swamp sock

A stray sock often found beneath the bed of a teenage boy with a strangely stiffened texture used primarily as a recepticle for masturbatory ejaculate . Use has possibly increased due to current concerns for the environment as the item is reusable unlike tissues .

Mum - Johnny , I must try another brand of fabric condition as I had to boil wash the sock i found under your bed as it was so stiff !

Johnny - ...Erm...gumph!...swamp sock

by chris ord June 27, 2010

Ped socks

Very low cut running socks.

Commonly used to be worn with Sneakers.
Look absolutely dumb on guys but incredibly sexy on some girls.

„Look at Kaity! Her feet look soo sexy with these Ped socks“.

by Aartz November 22, 2021

Dong Sock

A dong sock is any object that is placed over a man's penis with the hope of keeping it warm and completely functional. A plethora of objects can be used as dong socks: standard tube socks, fuzzy condoms, duct tape (sticky-side-out for safety), a snake skin, or one of those furry things that you put over the driver in your golf bag.

If one was stuck in the Arctic wilderness with his best friend, and his friend died, one could cut open his abdomen and use him as a dong sock, much like Luke did with his Tauntaun on Hoth.

by Space Cowboy December 16, 2005

spit sock

Spit Sock-When a woman gives a man head then spits it into a friends sock.

Shawna Spat Micheal's Load into Thomas's sock, it is now a Spit Sock.

by Sir Weber November 28, 2007

Ranger sock

A sock a male soldier keeps close by in order to pleasure himself with in order to contain the evidence. Used mostly in the field.

"Hey Private, don't forget to pack your Ranger sock in your sleeping bag!

by Ranger bat boy January 18, 2011

Socks Off

Child's/Adolescents game originated in Herefordshire, England.

Objective of the game is to remover the socks of your opponent. Light violence is permitted. Last person left with socks on or partially on is the victor.

After spending all afternoon arguing, over who fancied the new girl more, it was decided that a game of socks off would settle the matter.

by Drew.Peacock December 26, 2019

sock fluff

The shit that get stuck in between your toes after wearing new socks

*max takes his socks off
'Oh shit! Sock fluff!'

by FoolishGenius7 May 18, 2016