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gay sober 

The term gay sober takes inspiration from the popular phrase "California sober." Weed consumption is ubiquitous across the Golden State, so much so that smoking has been normalized and not considered a drug. The same can be said for the use of popper amongst the gay community.
I'm gay sober. I don't drink or do hard drugs, however, I sniff poppers during sex.
gay sober by Joes Pineapples June 17, 2022
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Garrett Sober 

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.
Garrett Sober by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022

ur mom not sober 

word meaning that you are adopted, usually a mother says it to its son or daughter meaning that he/she is adopted
mom: Honey, come here!
son/daughter: wut ya want?
mom: honey... ur mom not sober...
son/daughter: I knew it *spanks mother in the butt*

Silicon Valley sober

Wanna go do a line?

Fuck no, I’m Silicon Valley sober.

Washington State Sober 

Washington State Sober: I only start my day WA Sober because that’s the only way to clear up the morning fog.

New York Sober 

Like California Sober, except instead of only smoking weed, you only smoke cigarettes.
Jane: “Why is Joe standing outside of the bar chainsmoking? He hasn’t even gotten a beer, why’d he even come?”

Jim: “Oh yeah, he’s New York Sober.”

sex sober 

Any period of time from which you are not having intercourse- therefore being 'sober' from sex.
Guy 1: God, my friend told me he hasn't had any action for 6 days...
Guy 2: He must have been sex sober, considering the number of days he hasn't got any.
sex sober by starshine1000 December 15, 2008