Stay Sober

A saying used by D’Aydrian Harding because he doesn't want his viewers to follow bad habits.

D’Aydrian Harding fan: Yo D’Aydrian I'm Insert years sober because of your content!

D’Aydrian Harding: Let's take a picture!

D’Aydrian Harding: Remember guys, always Stay Sober!

by I'm a LeBonBon Glazer! March 22, 2025

Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven

- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch

by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023

Arizona Sober

When you haven’t smoked crack in at least eight months.

I’m happy to announce that as of today I am Arizona Sober.

Bill: Damn how long has it been since Ted came over to chill?
Joel: About eight months, he’s Arizona Sober now.

by Z3r0CooL December 4, 2024

Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021

Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

sober wheel driver

sober wheel driver

Meaning: When a taxi driver drives you and your vehicle home safe.

Why risk a dui when Urban Taxi Cab will get YOU & YOUR VEHICLE home or your destination safe? Stay sober behind the wheel with Urban Taxi Cab's Sober Wheel Driver. #urbantaxicab

by save_soul5000 March 22, 2014

False Sober

Recalling a false fact or memory about being under the influence of drug or alcohol.

Person 1: “ Last night reminded me that puking actually feels really good when your drunk.”
Person 2: “Nah dude, remember, you said it felt like death. I think you’re having a False Sober.”

by Potatoe pealer July 24, 2018