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Snaggle Puss

When a penis with a prince albert piercing, gets stuck in a vagina
I had a serious case of "Snaggle Puss", had to go to the emergency room to get out of my girl.
by NH [tos]sers February 28, 2011
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snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic
My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie
by JP October 25, 2004
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Snoogle

A unit of measurement used to determine the speed and/or quality of a laptop, computer component, phone, stereo, or other electronic equipment. Most commonly used to simplify conversations with a layman.
-----"So why did you get a new laptop already? That other one was barely two years old!"-----

"Well, the screen goes up to 1080p, and it has a 780M instead of the cruddy onboard stuff. That, and I'll never be able to fill up 16 gigs of RAM..."

*Notices glazed-over look on friend's face*

"...and it has way more snoogles than my old laptop. Like, almost double the snoogles."

-----"Oh, awesome!"-----
by Lunchboxdeluxe September 20, 2013
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snaggledorf

1. Fucking something up and/ or jerry rigging it

2. Completely and utterly fucking something up and not caring
1. "I couldn't fix my chair, so I snaggledorfed it with duct tape."

2. "I totally snaggledorfed the suspension on my car when i hit that jump at 70 mph."
by twitchn32 February 6, 2009
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snuggle pig

" wee wee wee i'm the snuggle pig "
by thesnugglepig November 16, 2009
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Blargian Snagglebeast

a beast of unimaginable terror and randomness

its so random that it kills you with randomness, however they are afraid of succubi
Oh No ITs A BLArgian SNagglebeast RUN AWAY
by boganman September 21, 2009
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snagglepuss

someone who theives or "snags" something from someone, usually when the individual is present. however, a snagglepuss will sometimes sneak into your home, snaggle something and then inform that they did it, but not what is gone. without knowing what to look for, eventaully you go mad searching for what was snaggled. snaggle is the act of theiving or "snagging"
i was piss drunk walking home from the bar with friends. snagglepuss was amongs us and managed to snaggle my wallet right out of my pocket.

snagglepuss was over playing xbox, but then procceded upstairs unnoticed. snagglepuss then returned smiling like a jack ass, but nothing was assumed. later snagglepuss left a message informing me he had snaggled something from my room. after three hours of searching, i gave up in a fit of tears
by Gingerballs November 24, 2007
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