A Slithery Snake

A Slithery Snake is when a baby snake climbs up a mans urethra and then pisses it back out and the snake says "I'm a slithery little snake!"

Lukas has a slithery snake.

by West Virginia Facts February 7, 2018

Cracker Snatcher

Black guy that uses his prowess, i.e. oversized cock, to date exclusively white women, thereby making them unavailable to white guys. Fortunately, white guys don't mind as the snatchers tend to usually end up with the fattest, nastiest trailer park whores anyway.

friend #1 "I feel so sorry for Paul, some cracker snatcher made off with his wife."

friend #2 "Well, you had to see it coming, she's been complaining about his tiny wang for years."

friend #1 "I guess those back problems he's been having were the final straw for her."

friend #2 "I always thought he was a fag anyway, maybe he'll find a good man now"

by Martyr_T September 5, 2008

invasion fo the booty snatchers

A misspelled version of invasion of the booty snatchers.

-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...

by Phrigajiblenoghip May 25, 2004

booger snatchers

Tiny fairies that come in the middle of night to exfoliate the inside of one's nose from snot and debris. Complimentary package of tissue left after every visit. Boogers are recycled for later use in the war against terrorism.

See Peter Pan, Tooth Fairy

During one of her worst colds, Tina received a visit from the booger snatchers.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006

crumb snatcher

what cat will do if you turn your back on her and you leave your sack on the table ie be a crumb snatcher

cat's hustle her mainstay in life being a crumb snatcher

by aden mullen May 9, 2007

snitches get riches

When someone is accused of being a snitch, and it makes them learn how to get rich, instead.

People said I was a snitch, but the best revenge is when snitches get riches!

by +-&%$#@ October 9, 2018

Snitches get no bitches

A more modern version of "Snitches get Stitches" indicating that people who snitch or tell on others to authorities will get no "bitches" as in a female partner, and be single for all eternity.

Snitch: "I saw Jeremiah do it. he murdered the pope"
Jeremiah: "Watch it, snitches get no bitches"

by DrBlock February 12, 2022