long skirt bun head 

n. a woman from a conservative religious community who dresses in long skirt and long sleeves, not being allowed to wear pants or show flesh, and has to wear her hair long but tied back in a bun: can be used to describe Amish, Mennonite, Apostolic Christian, or other weird religions

may be seen in cities occasionally, are more often seen in children's hospitals caring for their inbred children

Doctor: Where did all these long skirt bun heads come from?
Nurse: There is a little Amish boy on 4S with some weird congenital condition.

long skirt bun head by wheezy302 November 25, 2007

blows my skirt up 

to be gaseous or fangorious

I'm blowin my skirt up I'm so fangorious right now.

blows my skirt up by dreamcorn September 9, 2003

chasing a skirt 

a man being a womaniser

that va, i saw him the other day still chasing a skirt

chasing a skirt by tuffpuff October 21, 2008

National Skirt Day (NSD)

National Skirt Day, this is a day when all the girls where I live wear a skirt for the entire day. Some have panties under the skirt, some have thongs and g-strings under the skirt, and some girls wear nothing under the skirt. This day is the day in which one girl will not have think in their minds..."Will I be the only girl wearing a skirt today?"

National Skirt Day is on the date of-- March 10th and it started the year of 1998, so, the very first National Skirt Day was, 3/10/1998. March 10, 1998 was the start of National Skirt Day, so be honored to know that the tenth day in March is a very special day. NATIONAL SKIRT DAY.

Man- "Hey girl, are you wearing a skirt for me tomorrow?"

Girl- "Yes, I am wearing a skirt tomorrow, but not for you. I am wearing one because it is National Skirt Day tomorrow."

National Skirt Day (NSD) by E-Thug June 16, 2005

Grey hound skirt 

An article of clothing worn by a female, to make herself look classy.

"She was wearing the greyhound skirt"
"Oh Yeah?"
"It was an inch from the hair!"

Grey hound skirt by kamal Ali January 20, 2004

bunched up like a mini skirt 

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.

"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"

bunched up like a mini skirt by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006

ass skirt 

1. a small tuft of hair surrounding the anus that resembles a skirt
2. Incomplete Brasilian bikini wax

"I was going down on this chick last night and looked down from her cooch only to find an ass skirt below. She needs to spend mo' money on her wax job."

ass skirt by Blaze It Up! April 21, 2008