what would you do in this situation?

A statement said when there is a nothing you can realistically do in a situation.

Often responded simply as "Id need to intervene"

"Hey John what would you do in this situation?"
(Shows video of a semi hauler truck falling down a cliff during a blizzard)
"I'd have to intervene!"

by Дecca September 10, 2023

Lydia Situation

A situation, so random and out of the norm, that you can only class it as a Lydia situation.

Lydia stayed the night at a guys house (who's she's seeing) and wakes up to a random guy in the room on the DJ decks jamming out. "That's a Lydia situation!"

by Not a Neek January 23, 2022

lulotte situation

A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together

I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do

by James Micheal June 07, 2022

situational backbone

the ability or willingness to be assertive in only an extremely limited set of circumstances

I was hoping she would help me stand up to the homeowner's association to advocate for more parking spaces, but I forgot she has a situational backbone and therefore won't do much to help unless the issue involves the dog park.

by ksaysthis December 18, 2016

bb situation

When a girl has a hot body but not a face to match
A brown bag (bb) is used to prevent you from looking at her while mashing

Look that girls got a hot body shame about the face definatly a bb situation

by Spreadlegslikejam October 16, 2017

Flower Situation

When you want someone to do something cause they want to, not because you told them you want it

"I want him to apologize, it's a flower situation"

by ArellanoDinoe May 16, 2023

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019