A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

No viagra situation

when a girl or girls are so hard even an old man can get naturally hard

God hooker was so hot it was a no viagra situation.

by sidmon69 July 11, 2020

situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.

"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"

by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010

snowbunny situation

When a person of a different ethnic group asides from whites, falls in love with a white dude or girl

“Bro, Katie is so cute, she fr got me in a snowbunny situation”

by Ben43 November 7, 2022

double AFK situation

Commonly happening during travelling, double AFK situation refers to the inability to watch latest YouTube videos on the smartphone caused by two causative factors at the same time — i.e. low battery levels and poor signal reception.

Stuck on the interstate roads located in the highlands with a dying battery and no signal, I found myself in a double AFK situation, missing out on all the new YouTube videos I’d been dying to watch!

by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025

to Lalic a situation

Examples for when someone lalices a situation:

- to be personally offended when someone

points out a mistake that you made

- to annoy people with useless facts about your

car/ unfunny shows/...

- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason

Derulos song 'In my Head'

- to whine about anything

- basically to destroy everyones will to live

Definition: to Lalic a situation/lah_lich/ would mean a person killing a certain Vibe by just being present

Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"

Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"

by RareStonerPepe September 21, 2017